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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Online
Saturday, 29 June 2013
Lives Up to the Title Perfectly
Topic: Movies
It's Fast! It's Furious! It's Number 6 in the franchise! It's dumber than a box of rocks, or maybe an avalanche of rocks on speed. It's pretty much a live-action remake of Cars II. Vin Diesel and The Rock are fun to watch, but you can only take so many physically impossible car stunts and physiologically impossible fights. Use this link to watch the film http://watchfastandfurious6onlinefreefullmovie.com/ .I picture this film being used as a cure for ADHD the way the character in A Clockwork Orange was cured of violence. "Oh, look, something shi- Nooo! Not the London street race scene again!" Supervillain Owen Stark is collecting the components for a superweapon that can black out a whole country. Why the components are scattered instead of assembled is never made clear. The last item is a computer chip which, instead of being hidden in a desk drawer or just smashed with a hammer, is transported to a new location in a heavy carrier containing, for some reason, a tank. Stark and his baddies steal the tank and smash a lot of cars. They are captured but it can't be that easy, can it? No, it's not. They've had other henchmen take the wife of one of Vin Diesel's guys hostage. So now we have another car chase, plus a plane chase, plus boarding the plane through the loading ramp, plus three or four simultaneous fights, followed by a plane crash. Oh, look for a Jason Statham crossover next time.

Posted by harrypotter7fullonline at 10:47 PM EDT

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